The Post-Apocalypse Handbook

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The Practical Guide to Doing Everything After the Fall of Civilization

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How the World Works When You Must Do It Yourself

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The Very Best Book to Have On You When the Shit Hits the Fan

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What to Do When It All Comes Tumbling Down

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Fulfill Your Needs With Nobody's Help

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How to do What Needs Doing

Outline:

  • Part 1: Is this It? How to tell if this is the end of civilization (or just a really crappy day)
  • Part 2: Before the Fall: How to be prepared for What's Coming.
  • Part 3: While Things Are Falling: Your Ultimate Post-Apocalyptic Shopping List
  • Part 4: Threats and How to Face Them
  • Part 5: How to Do What You Need to Do.
  • Part 6: The Pirate's Life for Me: Alternative Lifestyles in the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland (or Eden)